Assume something and i'll say whether it's true or false.
NO QUESTIONS OFF LIMITS
ASK ANYTHING
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
omfg
i would feel unpatriotic if i didn’t reblog this. and look at DAT ASS
(Source: sopiasexual)
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
today i learned that “bae” stands for “before anyone else” and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something
(Source: poopflow, via y0ug0glen-c0c0)
Me:I’m going on a diet.
2 minutes later
Me:I’m hungry ,I want ice cream.
(Source: supreme-blogger)
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
