May 2013
who needs friends when you have followers that don’t talk to you
sorryforpartybarackin:
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
ohmypheels:
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been...
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
waterfallfish:
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
2spookykarkat:
lucifersblog:
the-final-horcrux:
that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan
the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold
oh my god
master-meriadoc:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
I wish I had more creepy followers that wanted to know about my boring life and just asked me a million questions a day.
cheerfierce-cabullets:
thoshebebutlittle-sheisfierce:
breathe2cheer:
I guess my Shooting Stars invite got lost in the mail
same, I’ll have to call Coach Antico to make sure she has my current address and not my old one.
I thought after I sent in that video of my cartwheel I would for sure have gotten an invite
juicyybarbie:
got kicked out of Kmart for moving the ‘caution wet’ sign to the 50 shades of grey shelf
Cheerleading summed up....
pinkhotcheerleader:
Hey You never met me face-to-face If you think cheerleaders are a waste of space We work and we fight and train and hustle We get mani pedi’s but we’re made of muscle We got one shot that we work all year for We got more balls then the team we cheer for
me: i have a headache
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: my back hurts
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: i failed a test
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
me: hitler killed the jews
parents: its because you're on the computer too much
Let's have a moment of silence for Lady Bullets...
aussieallstars:
And To Robert first time on Smoed!! P.s did you not see holden rays tumbling pass?
kidwithgoggles:
xbluemetgreen:
somanythingsunknown:
There is no official High School Musical fandom, we are all the High School Musical fandom.
we’re all in this together
Get out
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
satan: let there be double sided posters
satan: let there be 3 years since the last update
satan: let there be character urls that haven't been used in 2 years
satan: let there be alphabets in math
i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things
psychotic-teens:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
