<p dir=ltr> Teacher: Why are you late to school?<br>
Student: Because Beyonce released her album right after Scandal.<br>
Teacher: Yaaasssss!!!!! Bitch I was up all night. Bey aint shit for that one.<br>
Student: I know right? I had to get my life though.<br>
Teacher: Well you got detention. So *sings* you can sit ya aaaaassss on that chair after school.<br>
Student: This why I don't fuck with the Bey Hive!!</p>
You don’t blacklist Beyoncé, Queen Bey blacklists you.
Beyoncé literally just shat on everything you’ve ever known and loved, how can anyone even throw shade?
I genuinely do not care for a Christmas present, Beyoncé gave me the best present anyone can give me.
sometimes i close my eyes for 5 seconds and when i open them Beyoncé has released a new album
So obviously I’ve ready downloaded and listened to the entirety of Beyoncé’s new album and let me tell you ROCKET is the sexiest damn thing I have ever heard.